21 November 2008

Words Of Wisdom

A good friend shared this with me recently.  Enjoy...

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated  that if we drink 1 liter (2 pounds) of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria  found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
                  Water = Poop,
                  Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of crap

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: 
I'm doing it as a public service.

Disclaimer:  The above information is not entirely scientifically accurate. :)

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